I’m fairly certain the World is about to explode within itself, or implode for those college graduates that like big words not commonly used.
I missed work yesterday and upon returning learned that every type of disaster known to man happened in my absence.
Don’t believe me?
Here it goes:
Two local airmen died, a black bear was hit by a car and killed, car wrecks, bus wrecks, shootings and stabbings. And, of course, I am the only person around to cover it.
Not to mention, today is National POW/MIA Recognition Day and the ceremony is also being covered by yours truly. Plate full right here!
Hopefully you will heed my words, grab a pot and put it on your head and hunker down in your basement/bomb shelter until the day ends.
Again, you’ve been warned.