If a Porn Star Walked into Court, What Would She Look Like?

That question was answered for me Thursday.

Go ahead, take a guess. Since seeing a real-life porn star in court I’ve been asking around, “What would a porn star wear if she had a court appearance?”

I’ve heard animal print, fur and, my roomie’s guess, “Like that trashy lady in ‘A Cinderella Story’ and ‘Legally Blond,’ ” All good guesses, actually.

But my thoughts leaned more toward leather — and that is exactly what I saw.

Black leather paneled pants and tank top. Black hair and a leopard-print purse. Yowza!

Looking back, I should have known. My first thought should have been, “Hey look, it’s a porn star.” But my mind just doesn’t work like that.

I didn’t realize who was before the judge until long after she left.

Sometimes, if it’s crowded and I’m not able to get a good seat in court, the bailiff will ask if I want to sit in the “box,” which is where the attorney’s sit when a trials going on. During a trial, the box belongs to the jury.

This was one of those days and several people after the porn star later a woman sitting next to me leaned over to her co-worker and asked if he’d seen “the porn star.”

Well my reporter ears automatically perked up, thinking back to the woman I’d seen earlier with the crazy outfit. Of course, she was a porn star. Duh!

I was so angry. I should have gotten her picture, I should have written down her name, I should have chased her down and asked her … something.

While I may have missed the opportunity to interview the porn star I did get a question answered. Now I know what a porn star would wear to work.

One less question in this crazy world that I don’t know the answer to.

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One response to “If a Porn Star Walked into Court, What Would She Look Like?

  1. More importantly, you now know what clothes to NOT wear. Maybe one name you houses nickname will be something different…the first step is dressing NOT like a porn star.

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