This post will not be brilliant, but I think it will be entertaining never the less. Although, I find myself to be entertaining on a regular basis so I may be biased.
I don’t know why, but not too long ago I was in the mood for cereal for breakfast. But since I wake up and literally roll out the door I just packed my milk, bagged the cereal and went on my way to work.
Most days this breakfast would be fine. I would eat my cereal, read the paper and then start my morning.
But the one day I decide I want cereal there’s a car crash, house fire and missing child.
Now, what is needed for cereal? Yes, that’s right, your hands.
And what is needed for typing up news? Yes, that’s right, your hands.
So I pour my cereal, pour the milk, grab the spoon to dig in and the world implodes.
In the end, I ate mushy cereal 20 minutes later. No one likes mushy cereal. I repeat, no one likes mushy cereal.
Moral of the story, cereal is the worst idea for anyone in the newspaper business on duty at the time of consumption. Just say no — eat a Pop-tart instead.